Sunday, April 6, 2008

I Hate Every Ape I see, from Chimpan-A to Chimpan-Z

Charlton Heston died today at age 83.

Yes, he was a tremendous overactor, but he was in some of the most memorable movies in cinema history... The 10 Commandments... Ben-Hur... The Greatest Story Ever Told...and of course Planet of the Apes, Soylent Green, and the zenith of his career, Wayne's World 2. Later in his life, he became a staunch gun advocate and president of the NRA. Hey, no one's perfect. RIP, Mr. Heston.

I give you the pinnacle cinematic moments of his career:

I guess they got their rifle back.

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